The Truth About Japanese Fashion

Originally published May 1, 2007.

Do you want to know the truth about Japanese fashion? Here it is:

Pantyhose are IN! in in in in in. Japanese women looooooove them some pantyhose. They wear it every day. Do they wear pants, or even stockings in the winter? No, skirts with pantyhose. When it’s nice outside do they go without? Nope. Open-toe sandals, closed-toe shoes, it’s all fair game. I have even seen a number of women wear hose with long pants and completely closed shoes! Why? As I can often be heard saying in Japanese, wakarimasen (I don’t understand).

The funny thing is, when I wear pantyhose (a must at work) I truly feel like a Japanese woman – like I’m one of them. It’s so universal here that I feel like I’ve tapped into something… that even though I’m so obviously Gaijin I’m just like everyone else on the train, coming home after a full day of work.
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Now if only I could maneuver in hose like Japanese women can. I’ve mastered riding my bicycle in work clothes and heels, but I tore my 2nd (of 3) specially imported pair of ‘soft brown’ hose on the pedal of a very nearby bicycle when parking my own the other day. So now I just need to learn the secret of bicycle parking in a crowded lot while wearing pantyhose – before I’m out of ‘soft brown’.