This. This is what I want to wear for my birthday in a few weeks. How fabulous would that be! But assuming I could find black sequined briefs, or even hot pants, there is still be one thing standing in between me and this perfect, amazing, outfit: magical fishnet stockings. Magical fishnet stockings do exist. I know, because I’ve read about them. A while back I read an article about the secret weapon of performers like Beyonce and Britney Spears. They wear flesh colored fishnet tights that maintain the appearance of bare legs, while making bare legs look better. It’s magical! And I want them. Does anyone else know what I’m talking about? Or know where to get them? Or know where to get sequined briefs? If so, help a girl out!